BUTTERFLIES WITH PUNCTURED WINGS

attackthellama:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

(via the-shy-one01)

— 1 hour ago with 295960 notes
boyirl:

Shilpa GuptaI want to live with no fearPrinted balloons, 2010

boyirl:

Shilpa Gupta
I want to live with no fear
Printed balloons, 2010

(via the-shy-one01)

— 3 hours ago with 34199 notes

Disney Challenge - Couples - "Do you trust me?"

(Source: ursulaseawitch, via megansheenface)

— 7 hours ago with 1104 notes
Guy in my class:Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:Well...yeah.
Teacher:Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
— 16 hours ago with 356511 notes
angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

(via quinxotic)

— 16 hours ago with 147188 notes
mutatedgenez:

flowercrownmagazine:

An awesome #illustration of Suzanne from #oitnb by @venom0th for our second issue! You can read the issue on our site!

My heart can’t handle this

mutatedgenez:

flowercrownmagazine:

An awesome #illustration of Suzanne from #oitnb by @venom0th for our second issue! You can read the issue on our site!

My heart can’t handle this

(via lovemercyandpatience)

— 16 hours ago with 762 notes

rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

(via quinxotic)

— 17 hours ago with 239063 notes

Daniel Radcliffe photographed by Dale May for Mental Floss Magazine (2014)

(Source: danielradcliffedaily, via till-the-end--of-the-line)

— 18 hours ago with 28722 notes